FINCHVILLE, KY — In a joint statement, vegan advocacy groups Veganize the Nation and Cruelty Free America expressed that although they find the slaughter and consumption of animals morally reprehensible in general, a clear exception to strictly vegan diets could be made for the new KKKFC Sandwich from KFC. "Racist chickens have no rights," the statement reads. "It's okay to eat them."

The statement has been met with an outpouring of support on social media, as individual vegetarians and meat-alternative company spokespeople chime in. "Hell yeah! F*** those chickens!" reply-tweeted the official Impossible Foods, Inc account. PETA, whose mission statement that "animals are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or use for entertainment" probably extends to malaria-infected mosquitoes, shared the statement on its Tumblr page, adding that "It's not okay to be mean to animals, but it's more not okay to not kill racist animals." An account thought to belong to ethicist Peter Singer re-blogged PETA's post.

The sandwich in question was announced by KFC last Monday. It will be available in select stores across the country for a limited time only. Served on a brioche-style bun with The Colonel's "magic" sauce, the deep fried, all-white, alt-right, breast meat sandwich is sure to be a hit.

Vegans, desperate to finally eat some good food that they can also feel good about, have started to camp out at KFC locations rumored to be receiving shipments of the new KKKFC Sandwich. "I haven't eaten any protein in six years," said Kyle, a local vegan, faintly. "I hope I'm able to get one. They said supplies are real limited."

"But yeah, we're really just out here to end racism," whispered a voice from farther within the tent.

"In chickens," Kyle added.

Unfortunately for Kyle and other vegans, but fortunately for race relations in America, supplies are indeed limited. Only about 2,000 of KFC's millions of chickens were initially found to support white supremecist ideologies. The discoveries began last month when a factory worker uncovered a shrine to David Duke inside one coop at KFC's largest farm outside of Louisville, KY. A closer examination revealed that many of the chickens had stashed chicken-sized white robes in their closets. A scheduled showing of

was cancelled. All the chickens implicated were quickly isolated and will soon be butchered, much to everyone's delight. The remaining chickens at that farm will receive racial sensitivity training, and will then also be butchered. Investigations at KFC's other farms continue.

When reached for comment, a Popeyes spokesperson said, "Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen is proud to serve only meat from chickens who identify with one or more minority groups. Louisiana, fast!"

"Hold up. Isn't that worse?" added Kyle.