This cozy, sun-drenched, insufferably hot room boasts of two elegant, mostly-screened windows with breathtaking views of naked neighbors. It comes equipped with ample space for a bed or a desk. Further, the room assails one with the presence of a reach-in, half-closet shaped like a triangle, perfectly suited for the stowage of any and all triangular garments. The majority of the room's outlets provide the U.S. standard of 120 volt AC. For extra security, annoyance and puzzlement, the door has two knobs. Both of these must be turned to gain entry/egress. (Why? Please, tell me why. It keeps me up at night. Why, God, why? Who decided to install a second doorknob. Who?! Please...)